I feel so good if I just say the word Sussudio

What, no shotgun? Do's and don'ts for a hillbilly wedding.
They missed one...Do: File a marriage license.
Apparantley Mr. and Mrs. Spears danced the night away to 80's slow rock tunes from such artists as Phil Collins and Journey.
So now I come to you, with open arms, nothing to hide...
Kevin: I'm not very smart and in fact, I'm kind of a loser.
Britney: So am I!
believe what I say...
Britney: I love you, like, so much.
Kevin: I know...pass me my pipe.
so here I am, with open arms, hoping you'll see, what your love means to me...open arms
Britney: Let's commemorate this night by having sex....and this time, not in a bathroom stall. (note: Britney would never use the word "commemorate")
Kevin (smacking Britney on a**): Word.

Isn't every college frat boys wet dream to have a stripper pole in their dorm room? (via Fark) According to the article, several freshmen girls pole danced for a chance to win a $100 gift certificate to Victoria's Secret. Knowing myself as a freshman, I would have most likely been a contestant. I had a tendency to wear short skirts, tall shoes, and sparkly shirts while frequenting frat parties and consumming mass quantities of alcohol. I could have been talked into anything. In fact, it was that year that I gave my first blow job...afterwards he took my number and said those infamous words: "I'll call you." Bastard never called. What a lesson for an 18 yr old girl...

Remember the guy who posed in his ex-wife's wedding dress on ebay? Well, this reminded of him. Ebay is not only a way to sell useless items, but now it's an outlet for revenge. I wonder who first came up w/ the idea to give a pen as a gift? Whoever it is, should be shot. I think a pen is the worst gift possible, right above socks. I don't care how nice it is or how much it cost...it's pointless. Just wrap a $100 around a pkg of Bics and I'll be happy. Thought that counts, my a**.
R.